Yup. Reeeeeeally not gonna end well.
What’s new what’s new! If you haven’t already been inundated with the recommendation yet, you should all check out Gone Home, an indie game from the Fullbright Company (based here in Portland! Go team Portland). Even better, the game features some truly bonkers objects and environments by Kate Craig and some lovely art touches by Emily Carroll, both of whom are scientifically confirmed to be wonderful people.
The game is a breath of fresh air if, like me, you lack the stress-handling abilities to invest a lot of time in games that require a lot of running and shooting and failing, but also like me, really want a compelling narrative instead of a mechanical puzzle or a cute distraction. Check it out!